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The Blog Continues! Eggs to be Boiled!

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Good afternoon, ladies and gents. I have returned to the blog scene, where I may once again complain about the nothingness issues that happen in everyday life. I last left off with a fairly heavy one, about religion. I’m all for talking about the heavy subjects, or what is considered taboo in regular conversation. Yet, I don’t know if I can do that today. You see, even though I constantly keep a concentration on the pressing matters of society, I find my mind wandering away into the less important subject matters. So, let’s see where my mind has wandered off to today…
You know what really boils my egg?
Knuckle cracking. Huh, my mind really wandered to this? Well, let’s go with it. Knuckle cracking really does boil my egg! It is such a disgusting habit to have, as well as highly hurtful to the body.
I’m sitting in the middle of Justice class one day (learning about…well, injustice, which is ironic), minding my own business, when all of a sudden a noise so vile, so sickening, traveled into my aural canal and hit my auditory nerves. I turned to find the source of the wretched noise, only to find an attractive young woman cracking her knuckles like a caveman! How could this be? How could the vision of loveliness and innocence be tarnished so rapidly?
I’m sorry I’m not attracted to sounds a body shouldn’t be forced to make! I have not done any research on what makes this anomaly occur, and frankly, I would rather not. I will stick with living in my ignorant bliss on this matter. I have faith in the knowledge that it will continue to irk me nonetheless as it continues to happen. One thing is also for certain: by not doing that, I have less of a risk of developing arthritis!
Steve: 1, Boiled Egg: 0.
As usual, I leave you all with a relatable quote: “No enemy is so annoying as one who was a friend, or still is a friend, and there are many more of these than one would suspect.” -William Saroyan

2 Responses to "The Blog Continues! Eggs to be Boiled!"

Samantha Says :
September 18, 2009 at 8:13 AM

so - i like how you did this on knuckle cracking - i kinda have that habit... haha.

J-Russ Says :
February 27, 2010 at 12:07 AM

I crack my toes non stop, I will have to start cracking my fingers around you now to.

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